Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I ran from Iran when the fighting began...

It can be interesting seeing the interwoven fabric of news. I noticed all of these stories this morning.
These are logged under the Truth is scarier than a Tom Clancy novel section.

Assault on Kuma - Iran does not like this game
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9807803/

Israel spying in New Zealand
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9822903/

Iran's president wants Israel wiped off the map
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9823624/

Israel stops push to have Hamas banned from elections
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9800898/

Let's see how this all plays out.

The United Nations will rush forward with their usual rapid response. They will universally condemn Israel for spying - levying sanctions against the Zionist aggressor, ask for sanctions against the US company for making a warlike game - boosting profits for the company, Hamas will take part in the elections in Palestine - not like the outcome and kill some people, and the United Nations will give the president of Iran a lecture and severe finger wagging. That'll show him.

Will someone explain to Iran that if you want to build a nuclear "power plant" that it is best not to talk about the total annihilation of a nearby country during the construction phase. Some people might worry about missing fuel rods and such.

Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, needs to learn a lesson or two on tact.
For instance, he could say something like, "We are ready to work with the Zionist dogs... uh, I mean Israel. We hope to use them as a partner in disposing of the waste from our Nuclear "Power Plant."
Personal note to Mahmoud: You must resist the urge to start giggling or winking until the cameras turn off.

Iran delivering spent fuel rods to the Zionist pigs - uh, I mean "Israel, our partner in cleaner power."
It's good to see Iran cooperating.

Personally, I won't charge him anything for my public relations consulting/training.

It's a freebie..

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